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Tales from the Rabbit Hole 13: Behind the Looking Glass

January 30, 2015
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If these walls could talk, my babez, they would have some tales of their own to tell about the things we say on the regular here at the Warrshop. Anyone who follows ursula on twitter has seen our frequent exchanges during work hours, and my new favorite tag, #NSFWatwork, gives a pretty good idea of our work-play atmosphere here.
Today, however, was a special day, because today I got the whole team to come up with boner puns for this blog post promoting our raccoon boner. The unedited contributions follow, if you're looking to bone up on double entendres before V-Day.
Steph: "Go hard on Valentine's Day with a boner gift."
Wendy: "Get her off for 15% off. Are we doing a promo?"
Wendy: "RUIN her Valentine's Day with a boner."
George: "No, no—that makes it sound like our product sucks. It should be Ruin HER this Valentine's Day with a boner."
Neumz: "Gross."
Ursula: "Get your boner on."
(around this point, everyone else pretty much lost interest.)
George: "Break in the V-Day with a boner."
Neumz: "This Valentine's Day, give her the D."
George: "Make your boner look HUGE. Or, like, Give her a boner she'll never forget."
Neumz: "Shouldn't it be give HIM a boner? Make it gender neutral. Or, like, Say those three little words she's been dying to hear...here's a boner?"
George: "When picking out a gift for your special someone, don't make a boner. Make it a boner."
Neumz: "Give a ballsy V-Day gift."
George: "But there are no balls."
Neumz: "Duh. Balls not included."
George: "How about Bone Your Special Someone?"
Neumz: "Make it shorter."
George: "Bone your baby!"
Neumz: ".....no."
George: "Yeah, that was a misstep."
Neumz: "How about Bone Your Boo!"
George: "Great. I like it."
Neumz: "Me too."
George: "In retrospect, 'bone your baby' is not the best idea when we also sell Tushiez."
Neumz: "That's what I'm saying. So wrong out of context."
George: "It's a creative process, all right?"
New banner courtesy of Jenny, one of our new Graphic Design intern Warriorz.
Three cheerz for the creative process!
xoxo
Neumz

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