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For the Sticker Loverz
We all know someone with a notebook covered in stickers. Or a water bottle with so many stickers you can't even read them all, just pasted over each other like layered fliers on a bulletin board. Or a car with a bumper full of political statements, or a back window with stick figures cataloguing everyone from Mom and Dad to the family dog. Impress the coolest kid you know with the gift of a whole new space to express themselves with stickers.
Stuck on Tushiez come with their own sticker pack to start you off, while also providing a great blank canvas for loved ones who are stuck on stickers.
Stuck on Tushiez come with their own sticker pack to start you off, while also providing a great blank canvas for loved ones who are stuck on stickers.
$35.00
Included:
- One 5" Tushiez
- One Stuck on Tushiez Sticker booklet
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 1
FOR THE GARDEN GNOMES
Some are born with green thumbs, some learn plant care, and some have air plants thrust upon them. Air plants are very low-maintenance, perfect for adding a touch of green to the home of even the most forgetful caretaker.
Tushiez are anatomically designed as the perfect mini vase for flowers or plants, and these butt buddies are bringing the outdoors in with an air plant accessory. Give your plant a little sunlight and a good soak once a week, and they’ll flourish in every season.
Tushiez are anatomically designed as the perfect mini vase for flowers or plants, and these butt buddies are bringing the outdoors in with an air plant accessory. Give your plant a little sunlight and a good soak once a week, and they’ll flourish in every season.
$17.00
Included:
- One 2.5" Tushiez
- One LIVE Air Plant
- Get Cracked Insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 2
FOR THE PYROMANIACS
People use candles for all kinds of things; meditation, witchcraft, and romantic dinners chiefly among them. This cute booty is pictured here lighting up the woods on a snowy evening! Make some holiday cheer with this hunk of burning love, and shed some light on those cold winter nights.
Really, this is a gift for all seasons: this is an all-purpose candle trapped in a Tushiez body. Add some spice to your meditation, witchcraft, and romantic dinners with this booty-ful candle.
Really, this is a gift for all seasons: this is an all-purpose candle trapped in a Tushiez body. Add some spice to your meditation, witchcraft, and romantic dinners with this booty-ful candle.
$36.00
Included:
- One 5" white glossy Tushiez candle
- Get Cracked insert
- Candle Coaster
- Gift Wrap
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 3
FOR THE HOST WITH THE MOST (BOOZE)
Do you know someone with a flawless home who loves inviting people over to show it off? Of course you do. You go to their parties and lock yourself in the bathroom to cry from jealous frustration. Bring these Tushiez with you to warm the house and get the party started.
These party rockers can add some much needed hilarity to the family gathering on any occasion... especially when dinner winds down, the family starts talkin' politics, and everyone reaches for their drinks. Be sure to buy your own olives, because cocktail supplies are not included.
These party rockers can add some much needed hilarity to the family gathering on any occasion... especially when dinner winds down, the family starts talkin' politics, and everyone reaches for their drinks. Be sure to buy your own olives, because cocktail supplies are not included.
$75.00
Included:
- Set of three 5" Tushiez
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 4
FOR THE BAD SANTAS
Tushiez poured one out for your Ho-Ho-Homies this Xmas. This generous booty is representing with its "Chug Life" belly tattoo, and he bought you a drink! Well, really just a souvenir of the Jack Daniels bottle that was meant for you: this little lush drank your gift while getting dressed up in his Santa hat. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Stuff everyone’s stockings with these boozy buttz and get ready to party hard. Don't forget to pour one out for Tupac while you're getting your chug on.
Stuff everyone’s stockings with these boozy buttz and get ready to party hard. Don't forget to pour one out for Tupac while you're getting your chug on.
$35.00
Included:
- One 5" Tushiez in glossy black or glossy white
- Empty Jack Daniels mini bottle
- Santa Hat
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 5
FOR YOUR BUDDY THE ELF
Some people lead charmed lives where they get their holiday decorations up a month early and help get us all in the holiday spirit before it snows and the snow mixes with sidewalk grime and turns to disgusting slush.
This set of FIVE adorable Tushiez are the perfect little elves to help you spread a little holiday cheer for all to see and hear! Give the gift of wintery style this year, and your loved ones will think of you while they’re decorating with a tiny ceramic butt.
This set of FIVE adorable Tushiez are the perfect little elves to help you spread a little holiday cheer for all to see and hear! Give the gift of wintery style this year, and your loved ones will think of you while they’re decorating with a tiny ceramic butt.
$115.00
Included:
- Five 5" Tushiez
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 6
FOR THE WORKAHOLICS
Anyone whose desk needs a little pick-me-up will fall in love with these cheeky organizers. Butter up your boss and give a gift from the heart, or score points with a coworker with a cute butt (Tushiez cannot be held responsible for any harassment lawsuits).
Whatever the occasion, these Tushiez make perfect little office assistants. These busybody butts have chubby bellies, perfect for storing your paper clips, pencils and pens, sharpies, rubber bands, and any other supplies you need on hand.
Whatever the occasion, these Tushiez make perfect little office assistants. These busybody butts have chubby bellies, perfect for storing your paper clips, pencils and pens, sharpies, rubber bands, and any other supplies you need on hand.
$28.00
Included:
- One 5" Tushiez
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 7
FOR THE MEAN CLEAN BEAUTY QUEENS
To all those who can’t tell a q-tip from a pore strip before a cup of coffee: we salute you. These adorable Tushiez don't need wiping, but they'll make sure you never again mix up a makeup brush and a toothbrush.
Tushiez can hold on to nail polish, hair ties, cotton balls, and anything else you need to make yourself look as cute as this baby's tushie. For dudes secure enough in their masculinity to care for their appearance, they can also hold tweezers, shave lather, and “guyliner.”
Tushiez can hold on to nail polish, hair ties, cotton balls, and anything else you need to make yourself look as cute as this baby's tushie. For dudes secure enough in their masculinity to care for their appearance, they can also hold tweezers, shave lather, and “guyliner.”
$28.00
Included:
- One 5" Tushiez
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 8
FOR THE DOODLE BUGS
DIY: draw it yourself! For young ones who are bouncing off the walls, Tushiez are the ultimate blank canvas. These artsy buns will be your new muse!
All four finishes are coloring-friendly: dry-erase markers, crayons and chalk are washable, so you can decorate your Tushiez again and again with temporary designs. For a more permanent look, tattoo this tush with non-toxic paint, Sharpie markers, or even nail polish! Turn any mini Michelangelo into a Master with their very own Tushiez.
All four finishes are coloring-friendly: dry-erase markers, crayons and chalk are washable, so you can decorate your Tushiez again and again with temporary designs. For a more permanent look, tattoo this tush with non-toxic paint, Sharpie markers, or even nail polish! Turn any mini Michelangelo into a Master with their very own Tushiez.
$28.00
Included:
- One 5" Tushiez
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 9
FOR THE DIRTY JOKESTERS
This holiday season, we’re helping lend a little style and class to your toilet humor. There’s no need to clean up your jokes: Snowman Poop Tushiez are a high-quality version of the plastic reindeer that poops jelly beans. (Yes, we know, they're hilarious, and that's why your uncle gives them to you every year.)
That plastic reindeer has nothing on these snowy cheeks, which are made with love from porcelain. This guy brought a bag of his own Snowman Poop, which, for anyone who has been wondering, tastes like marshmallows.
That plastic reindeer has nothing on these snowy cheeks, which are made with love from porcelain. This guy brought a bag of his own Snowman Poop, which, for anyone who has been wondering, tastes like marshmallows.
$34.00
Included:
- One 5" matte white Tushiez
- Snowman Poop (Mini Marshmallows)
- Santa Hat
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 10
FOR THE STARVING ARTISTS
Give the gift of a little artistic inspiration this year with a stark-naked tush. If you know someone who’s up all night to get crafty, Tushiez are up all night for good arts-and-crafts fun.
These crafty little butts are perfect for holding art supplies, whether they're crayons, color pencils, paintbrushes, or any of your most precious craft tools. Get over your artist's block and bring on the renaissance with your new muse: Tushiez!
These crafty little butts are perfect for holding art supplies, whether they're crayons, color pencils, paintbrushes, or any of your most precious craft tools. Get over your artist's block and bring on the renaissance with your new muse: Tushiez!
$28.00
Included:
- One 5" Tushiez
- Get Cracked insert
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
Day 11
FOR THE SPACE CADETS
Shoot for the moon with your gift giving, and even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars painted on these round ceramic cheeks. Give that special someone the whole galaxy with a handpainted Astro Tushiez candle holder. This little tush is really out of this world.
Light the candle and watch a lunar eclipse as the flame sheds a soft glow and casts the shadow of a “full moon” on your wall. This beautiful candle makes a unique and memorable gift for lovers of astrophysics and “ass”-tro physics alike.
Light the candle and watch a lunar eclipse as the flame sheds a soft glow and casts the shadow of a “full moon” on your wall. This beautiful candle makes a unique and memorable gift for lovers of astrophysics and “ass”-tro physics alike.
$60.00
Included:
- One 5" Handpainted Black Tushiez
- One Set of 4 colored tea light candles
- Get Cracked insert
- Candle Coaster
- Gift Box
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12 Days of Tushiez
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