I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I come back after New Year's feeling like I'm ready to kick some a$$, take some names, and be a better ME than I was last year.

I think people were feeling the same vibez here in the Warrshop, because everyone's been buzzing about their new ideas. We've got a visualization board going and we're burning sage and praying to whoever's listening to give us strength to destroy our enemies.

Urs pulled us all together as a team last week for an inspirational moment* with Game of Thrones, a perennial Tribe favorite. "I am the mother of Tushiez!" she cried. "Noxx, dracarys!"**

Then she played a key scene that I may not legally embed into this blog, for fear of the HBO legal team. [Spoiler alert for GoT Season 3.]

Obviously, we drew probably too much inspiration from this scene, and then we went down to the gym in Ursula's basement and jumped on the tiny trampoline.*** It's hard to go back to writing blog posts once you're filled with a dragon's fire, but I do it because I love you all so dearly.

There is no substitute for Warrshop energy, but if you wanna feel like kicking a little a$$ yourself, I recommend listening to this song and picturing yourself sitting on the iron throne. I know it works for me.

Happy New Year, babez.

xoxo

Neumz

*Like many of our Team Bonding Activities, probably watching a video of a Khaleesi sack a city and burn a man alive would be inappropriate in most professional environments. Small close-knit team seeks Head of HR?

**This is somewhat paraphrased.

***"Too much inspiration" won't be a problem when we move into our new Warrshop (still seeking) and have a Warr Room with dummies to beat with our practice weapons.