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Product Image Little Miss Broken Hearted Betty

Little Miss Broken Hearted Betty

$325.00 USD

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She fell apart when you broke her heart, and now she’ll never be in love again. The latest addition to ESW’s Little Miss collection wears her broken heart a little bit lower than her sleeve :)

This moody little number had a bit of an accident with her weapon of choice, and now you’ve caught her red-handed…to say the least. Like most artists, her artwork comes from within.

Her heart-broken bush glitters blood red, the better to match her mysteriously stained knife. Choking back the tears from her unceremonious break-up, at least she can say she did the dumping. She shamelessly parades her deeds for all to see, daring you to disagree (so long as you’ve got your running shoes on *)

This blushing Betty sports a beguiling beauty mark underneath her left eye. She glances shyly to the side, avoiding eye contact with the beau who hurt her so. You’ll need a shovel to find the bed on which he now sleeps...

Coiffed by an immaculate jet-black hairdo, she doesn’t take kindly to come-ons and quips about her retro hairstyle (or homicidal tendencies). Her secret admirers have had the good sense to observe her from afar *))))

No matter where you put her, Broken-hearted Betty makes a great macabre maven to spy from your rear window…or perhaps she’s found her calling as a warning sign! Til death do us part...

PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • Broken-Hearted Betty measures approx: 3.5"L x 2"W x 6"H
  • Vintage Doll is made of Bisque
  • Arms are movable and can be positioned to you're liking adding even more adorable versatility.
  • Bush, Knife, and lips is a bright bloody red glitter
  • Eyes are a sorrowful green glitter
  • Knife is permanently attached to her right hand
  • Stands on her own, putty is optional for additional security

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All ESW orders are carefully and securely packed to insure your order arrives safely

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All ESW items are beautifully wrapped. Our smaller items are gift wrapped free of charge

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